steph's word of the day

christmmm

2009-12-23T12:04:00.000-08:00

christ-mmm [kris-mmm]

noun

1.) the time of year in which the birth of our baby jesus is celebrated; time when we get lots of presents and crap, drink lots of hot coco, and eat candy canes

2.) the annual festival of the christian church commemorating the birth of jesus: celebrated on december 25 and now generally observed as a legal holiday and an occasion for exchanging gifts.

3.) like christmas... without the ass, and with more mmmmMMM!

HAPPY MERRY CHRISTMMMM!!!

gross

2009-04-14T16:23:00.000-07:00

gross [grohs]
-verb

a. to disgust or offend, esp. by crude language or behavior
b. to shock or horrify
c. extremely objectionable, offensive, or disgusting
d. boys.

i'm sorry boys, but never was it assumed that it was ok to PEE in the shower. sure, you have water running all around you, but now you're stepping in all of your gross nasty pee. eww. why don't girls do this?? because we are clean and pretty and smell good. that's why.

li·ba·tion

2009-03-17T11:52:00.000-07:00

li·ba·tion (lī-bā'shən)

noun.

1. the pouring of a liquid offering as a religious ritual.
2. the liquid so poured.
3. a beverage, especially an intoxicating beverage.
4. the act of drinking an intoxicating beverage.

libation. the cause of awesome drawings like the above! food rain! high 5! zebra fly! granny pants!

pinch⋅beck

2009-02-19T14:57:00.000-08:00

pinch·beck (pĭnch'běk')
–noun

1. a cheap imitation

2.	something sham, spurious, or counterfeit.

–adjective

3.	made of pinchbeck.

4. try again, idiot.

turkey bacon. you are dumb. you are such a farce. you are not even real bacon, and don't deserve to bear the name upon your existence. if i bit into you thinking that i was about to enjoy a REAL slice of REAL bacon, i would be disgusted and spit you out. then i would smash you under my dirt laden shoes until you were unrecognizable as a cheap imitation of what is real bacon.

turkey bacon, you are the most pinchbeck thing on the planet earth. and i really hate you.

erst⋅while

2009-02-11T10:33:00.000-08:00

erst-while [urst-hwahyl, -wahyl]

–adjective

1.	former; of times past: erstwhile friends.

–adverb

2.	Archaic. formerly; erst.

if you don't already know, the hills is an erstwhile hit in lue of the hotter, but not at all any more interesting, the city. sorry hollywood, you've been upgraded. these kids are 20 times more ridiculously good looking, have even more money, and more time to waste creating drama that keeps it's viewers feeling better about their own lives.

the hills... you are so ERSTWHILE!

un·wit·ting

2009-02-05T11:19:00.000-08:00

un·wit·ting (ŭn-wĭt'ĭng)
adj.
1. not knowing; unaware; ignorant; oblivious; unconscious
2. not intended; unintentional

somewhat boring as a word... but this poor bastard is unwittingly about to have his life destroyed. paaahaha!

chi⋅me⋅ra

2009-02-04T11:25:00.000-08:00

this is the official jump off of my new blog: steph's word of the day. a new way to look at words by, basically, looking at them. not listening to them. you are going to view words in ways you never dreamed possible, ever, my friends.

so, to kick this ditty off, i'm taking it back to a word that was long ago the 'word of the day'. but a goodie nonetheless, and also one of my fave's. here it is.
chi⋅me⋅ra [ki-meer-uh, kahy-]
–noun, plural -ras.

1.	a mythological, fire-breathing monster, commonly represented with a lion's head, a goat's body, and a serpent's tail.