–noun
1. a cheap imitation |
2. | something sham, spurious, or counterfeit. |
3. | made of pinchbeck. |
turkey bacon. you are dumb. you are such a farce. you are not even real bacon, and don't deserve to bear the name upon your existence. if i bit into you thinking that i was about to enjoy a REAL slice of REAL bacon, i would be disgusted and spit you out. then i would smash you under my dirt laden shoes until you were unrecognizable as a cheap imitation of what is real bacon.
turkey bacon, you are the most pinchbeck thing on the planet earth. and i really hate you.